I totally should have watched Wayne's World before going to NYC - posted at 22:10

The Hubs had the brilliant idea to watch Wayne's World tonight while we ate our dinner of what is seriously the best pizza I've ever made. We got to the part where Wayne and Garth go to the Alice Cooper concert in Milwaukee and I was distracting myself by thinking about how I wouldn't have recognized Alice's voice on his radio show were it not for this movie when all of a sudden shit got eerie. I started drawing parallels between the concert in the movie and the Shudder show in New York. They're not perfect parallels since I didn't have a fancy backstage pass, I just begged and pleaded for sympathy with the manager and security dude - notice that I DIDN'T TAKE OFF MY SHIRT, thanks for that insinuation, Dad! But y'know, Wayne and Garth are talking to Alice and they get to a point where the conversation is sorta lulled or over or whatever and they make to leave but Alice tells them to stay. And here's where I went wrong: when I made to leave and Craig Wedren said I should stay and offered me a drink, I totally should have fallen prostrate to my knees and wailed "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm scum! I suck!" I mean, it worked for Wayne and Garth. It's the definitive lesson on How To Keep Your Shit Together When Meeting Your Favorite Musician Of All Time.